Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 13, 2016

Maybe she could teach you a few moves.

Aha! Echo said something stupid instead of Norman.

Echo needs to cure Norman of his tendency to whine.

See the course pro about lessons.

Golf Etiquette: it’s truly a Lady’s/Gentleman’s Game.When your opponent hits the ball right, you say “Nice shot.”But if he or she misses, you say, “Aw, too bad.”

Glad Echo doesn’t subscribe to that idiot sexist notion of always letting the boy win.

Is there a campaign to bring back miniature golf? First Big Nate, now Drabble. I remember a course that didn’t have any windmills or castle doors, just natural hazards, like trees growing in the middle of a fairway, or off a 12 foot cliff. The most artificial holes on it was a glorified bird bath of a pool to jump over, and a 270° turn along a wall. Of course, you can’t put a course like that just anywhere, but it should have been preserved as a historical site instead of bulldozed for apartments.

But then he would turn into a pumpkin head!

He wants a midget PGA instructor?

Just consider yourself lucky to know her!