Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 28, 2016

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Clerk: Good morning, Mr. Drabble! Long time, no see! Just sign in and you can start working out! Ralph: Actually, I'm not here to work out. I just want to leave my phone here for a little while! Clerk: Your phone?? Ralph: My wife got one of those "tracking" apps... Now she can track the location of my phone throughout the day! Clerk: Something tells me you're on a diet again! Ralph: If you need me, I'll be across the street at the donut shop!