Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 04, 2016

Transcript:

Norman: There's nothing like the atmosphere of a college football game, Stu! The only thing I'm not crazy about is our school mascot! Stu: What's wrong with roly poly bugs? Norman: For one thing, they roll up into a ball when they're scared. Boo! Mascots used to be symbols of strength and courage! Things have really changed! How are we supposed to strike fear into our opponents? Stu: I wouldn't worry... Our opponent's mascot is a houseplant!