Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 02, 2016
November 01, 2016
November 03, 2016
Transcript:
Patrick: Dad, can I keep our jack-o'-lantern in my room? Ralph: No way. You'd probably stick it in your closet and forget about it! And then it would get old and rotten and disgusting! Patrick: Oh yeah. That's what I did last year!
I used to think Patrick was the smart one in that family.