Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2017

I’ve used those at Shake Shack and Johnny Rockets. They’re actually very handy.

Are you a luddite?.

Lucky you. Wish I could say the same.

By actual count, 82% of my incoming calls are trash. I only answer numbers I recognize. Are there really any people who answer a call from “Withheld”?

But yes. Don’t put them on the table ’cause the noise they make when they go off hurts.