Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2018

A new camera? Come on, June, they have camera rental places in Hawaii. Or was “forgetting” a ploy to get new gear wink wink, nudge nudge?

At last! The kick in the tail – or is it the guts?

It could only have happened when Ralph thought he was safe.

The look on his face is priceless!

Where are the pearls?

I hope Ralph didn’t practice the ukulele during the entire flight home.

Well, at least he got to enjoy his vacation before that ‘blast from the past’.

Let me guess — he gets locked in the airplane lavatory somewhere over the Pacific.

I think that stewardess remembered him from another flight. They were just on an airplane not too long ago for a football game – Honeybunch made a big scene and someone wanted the snacks.

Those new one-winged planes are amazing.

Did Ralph have hair 40 years ago?

So Ralph has looked like that for 40 years, SMH.

HAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT!!!

Marcie??!