There was this sleepwalker who wanted to stop raiding her kitchen shelves & fridge at night by tying a string from her big toe to her bedpost, noisemakers on the bedroom floor, anything she could think of.. but when she’d sleepwalk, she’d untie her toe, and tiptoe around/over the noisemakers..!
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
She can make all of the snack foods invisible. Nothing but carrots, celery, and ice cubes.
electricshadow Premium Member about 6 years ago
Alice…springs! (If you’re Australian, you’ll enjoy that.)
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
Turn out the fridge light, the party’s over.
cabalonrye about 6 years ago
Just put an automatic speaker with the Ghost Busters fridge hailing. Hail Zuul!
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
I would have liked it better if he said Zatanna instead of David Copperfield.
jagedlo about 6 years ago
Better than a refrigerator alarm!
davanden about 6 years ago
It’s really none of her business what Ralph decides to eat. She’s his wife, not his mommy.
BuckarooDave3 about 6 years ago
caught in the act!
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD about 6 years ago
NO!
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD about 6 years ago
ELIZABETH JUNE DRABBLE!
cosman about 6 years ago
There was this sleepwalker who wanted to stop raiding her kitchen shelves & fridge at night by tying a string from her big toe to her bedpost, noisemakers on the bedroom floor, anything she could think of.. but when she’d sleepwalk, she’d untie her toe, and tiptoe around/over the noisemakers..!
yow4zip Premium Member about 6 years ago
He was about to make some of the contents of that fridge disappear.
Auntie Socialist about 6 years ago
That’d be an awesome Brian De Palma movie
Jaythor 7 months ago
It’s like being married to the bride of Frankenstein.