Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 17, 2018

You are what you eat.

In other words, spaghetti, pasta, tacos, beans, rice and Big Macs…

I love those tests. They only give you an average change of being X, Y or Z. I had a friend who came to claim he was X percent French. I didn’t laugh, but as France is made up of a mishmash of different people (between the lands invaded so that the country grew to five times its original size, the different invasions, and the continuous immigrants over the last 2 centuries) I just wonder what genetic marker is considered French.

I thought At leat some part Dunkin Donuts.

This process sounds like a crock to me.

So, mostly Scottish then.

Haven’t had a fast food burger in. . .can’t remember the last time I had one.

There used to be a big billboard east of Globe, Arizona advertising a restaurant with “Chinese · Italian · American Cuisine”.

That’d be your basic deep-fried won ton parmagiana.

“Only” 55% McDonalds?

Sadly I can see that actually happen