When I was a kid, I’d get so excited to go to the store and look at all the Halloween costumes. But things changed as I got older. Now I realize that with three kids, at $25 a pop, that’s $75 for something they’ll only wear once. And there’s $60 in candy to give to my neighbour’s bra—, kids. And that means that Thanksgiving is in three weeks…, oh my god Christmas is in a little over two months…, I’ve got to get the gutters cleaned (maybe, actually do it this year), rake the leaves up, get the Christmas decorations up (who am I kidding, they’re still up from 2002)… Yea, Halloween!
When I was a kid, I’d get so excited to go to the store and look at all the Halloween costumes. But things changed as I got older. Now I realize that with three kids, at $25 a pop, that’s $75 for something they’ll only wear once. And there’s $60 in candy to give to my neighbour’s bra—, kids. And that means that Thanksgiving is in three weeks…, oh my god Christmas is in a little over two months…, I’ve got to get the gutters cleaned (maybe, actually do it this year), rake the leaves up, get the Christmas decorations up (who am I kidding, they’re still up from 2002)… Yea, Halloween!