Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 13, 2019

Wally reminds me of a “Slinky Pull Toy”…..

A general rule with dogs and cats is that they can zonk out anywhere.;-D

Cats do the same thing. They manage to crawl into the middle of the bed and then stretch themselves out so there is no room left for you. The same cat can squeeze itself into a small box, curl up into a ball and not even be ejected when you turned the box upside down.

The volume they take up is double their actual size

Try two dogs and two cats, yikes! Looking forward to that now, actually. We’ve been in Perth since 11/14 and hopefully this is my last night in hospital! Heading home 12/18 *knocks on wood’

Weird, my wife does the same thing, and manages to take the covers in the process.

You’re going to have to use the couch, Ralph. Just when you get to sleep, Wally will join you.

Just like babies. Our year-old granddaughter used to come in and join my wife and I on our waterbed, on the weekends we ‘kidnapped’ her. It seemed like we were both on opposite edges of the bed, and both being scooted off, at the same time.

We can no longer call them wiener dogs. They are elongated Americans.

Ah, taking lessons from Peekaboo, are you, Wally??

Why and HOW! :D

A standard poodle can take over the entire floor of a room.

Pets feel so safe in their human’s bed! Think of a year old human baby, and then realize that dogs about that age are not nearly as smart. They are totally dependent upon our guardianship and protection!

An air horn would take care of that problem.

Cats do the same thing.

Move your pillow and lay across the bed in parallel if you don’t want to ask the dog to move…

It gives you a chance to play petris.

It always amazes me when people go around the animal, or readjust their plans for an animal. You are the master, just move them! Stop treating your animals like people.