Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 15, 2020

The best defense is a good offense!

Can’t be a good marriage if husband and wife need to track each other’s movement.

No, contemporary politics isn’t like that any more. It’s lie or make stuff up and hope you get enough gullible saps to buy it. Sigh.

Actually, Honeybunch was in the middle of the lake. She’s got this whole other life we never get to see.

The trick to a happy marriage is the ability to keep secrets from one another. Or to put it another way, respect one another’s privacy, while at the same time trusting your spouse to do the right thing. My wife has her secrets, I have mine. As long as neither of us gets too nosy, all is well.

sort of creepy that she has a tracking app for her husband

I shudder to imagine what it must be like to be a kid today and your parents having a tracker app to see where you are at all times. All in the name of safety, of course….

Ralph is an adult. He can eat donuts if he wants. Leave him alone.

He pretty much said the tracker is inaccurate. A politician would never make such a straightforward statement.

And to avoid further incrimination, I suggest you delete the app.

he had a great teacher….TRUMP!!!!!!!!!

Miserable woman is so controlling, she tracks him outside of the house! Dump her, Ralph.