Everybody should go around wishing happy birthday to total strangers, you are bound to find someone whose b-day is that day. Freaking them out is worth it.
Never wish him a “happy birthday”; the perpetually offended cannot be happy unless they have something about which to be offended. There used to be only a few of them, but, sadly, their numbers seem to be growing. I think it signals a decline in overall IQs.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
If he didn’t know that today was your birthday then why are you offended by him not wishing you a happy one?
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
Just wish him a very merry unbirthday.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
Why does the neighbor look like Andy Capp?
Doug K over 3 years ago
“So when is your birthday? I’d like to make sure that I don’t wish you a ‘Happy Birthday’ then on purpose.”
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
“Happy hypothetical birthday”…?
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
He must be a professional… an umbrage-taker.
2Goldfish over 3 years ago
Jerk.
ElwoodP over 3 years ago
A simple F.U. should be sufficient.
C0MM0N-tater over 3 years ago
People over the age of 12 shouldn’t celebrate birthdays!
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Here’s your birthday present… industrial ssized Preparation H.
JoshHere over 3 years ago
Everybody should go around wishing happy birthday to total strangers, you are bound to find someone whose b-day is that day. Freaking them out is worth it.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
No offense, but he was hoping you were having those anymore.
BlueKnight1966 over 3 years ago
Never wish him a “happy birthday”; the perpetually offended cannot be happy unless they have something about which to be offended. There used to be only a few of them, but, sadly, their numbers seem to be growing. I think it signals a decline in overall IQs.
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
If Ralph did wish him a happy birthday, would he really mean it? I kind of doubt it.