Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 24, 2022

Perception is reality

The automatic hand dryer is needed to distribute the germ aerosol from your hands all over the bathroom.

In my life, I have never started a meal and decided I needed go the restroom. Could be normal, I just haven’t

Remember when it was a dirty cotton cloth that rotated in the dispenser and you had to look for a “clean” spot to dry your hands?

Or at least use hand sanitizer.

That’s like Trump saying pay your taxes but if you don’t want to, call me

“As if.” (Gotta live down to my moniker.)

Norm + Automatics Hand Dryer. I sense mayhem about to happen!!

I’ve never understood the guys that “go” and then walk out without washing their hands! Is it simple laziness, or deliberate, or maybe seen as being more “manly”? Good grief, at least wash a little bit. I wouldn’t want to be shaking hands or having something handed to me with them later on, if I knew. I ALWAYS wash my hands, for myself, for everyone else, and for just plain proper etiquette!

REMEMBER! ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS! If you keep this up constantly throughout your life, you might wind up like me! I am a Drabble fan that suffers from OCD.