Our cat would sit on my lap until she heard my wife come home, at which point she would launch herself over the coffee table in front of me. To clear the table, she had to really jump hard, against my man parts. Yes, it hurt, and my wife thought it was hilarious.
Our cat would sit on my lap until she heard my wife come home, at which point she would launch herself over the coffee table in front of me. To clear the table, she had to really jump hard, against my man parts. Yes, it hurt, and my wife thought it was hilarious.