Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 05, 2023

All I can say is at least my spare tire isn’t in my trunk

He looks like what the average junk eater and/or beer drinker looks like.

A nicer way of saying…“You look like a fat old man”?

Many spare tires are under-size. His is not.

He’s lost the physique of his wrestling days. Well, maybe not.

That looks more like a donut.

Front-Loaded Washing Machine Abs…

He has a spare tire for a semi…

So… a wreck ready to be fixed?

JACKED!? Where does she come up those words at her age?

These days people call spare tires donuts. It’s can of ironic that’s how he got his.

“Spare Tire” Great joke. Yuk yuk yuk