Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 29, 2023

All hail the flag of the trick-or-treat bag!

Rotten teeth and all.

At least Ralph has a realistic view of the situation.

Don’t you just hate people who are the same thing every year?

Ok, a regular dentist is scary enough, stop killing the dog with candy, and Norm doesn’t need a costume to go as a blithering idiot.

Dang, I was hoping for a pumpkin house flag.

Isn’t it time to be something different for a change, Ralph.

Ralph’s gonna ralph.

Ages ago, I went as a vampire umpire. :)