Win, Lose, Drew by Drew Litton for July 16, 2014
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Transcript:
Police 1: It's so bizarre... we spend months and months totally swamped. Then suddenly, <POOF> we sit here bored out of our gourds. Police 2: C'mon you know the crime rates plummet once those NFL players are off the street and back to work!
The local weekly did a “all-convicted criminals” fantasy football team of Vikings—they were short a place-kicker, but it was otherwise a strong team that could have made the playoffs.