Eno: I think Fang is jealous of my new pal skeeter. Man: I agree. Eno: Why? Did fang say something to you about it? Man: He paid me twenty bucks to cut the brake wire on skeeter's lawn tractor.
It would be so cool to have a hit man living next door.
Or not…
would sure beat the one I have next door now
An Italian hit man isn’t as scary as a Polish hit man.
Gordonne - for $20, this one would be happy to “beat” the one you have now…
Well, that’s the end of Skeeter. I like the neighbor becoming a regular.
rdh288: No, it’s only the end of his lawn-tractor–Skeeter’s much tougher than that.
Does that make him a “Skeeter Beater”?
nah, it looks like a John Deere… it’ll be OK.
if he just turns it off in time, he’ll be fine!
ah yes, this is what happens when faded blue meets bright yellow
cleokaya, watch “The Whole Nine Yards”.
Brake WIRE!?
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cleokaya over 15 years ago
It would be so cool to have a hit man living next door.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Or not…
Gordonne over 15 years ago
would sure beat the one I have next door now
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
An Italian hit man isn’t as scary as a Polish hit man.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Gordonne - for $20, this one would be happy to “beat” the one you have now…
rdh288 over 15 years ago
Well, that’s the end of Skeeter. I like the neighbor becoming a regular.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
rdh288: No, it’s only the end of his lawn-tractor–Skeeter’s much tougher than that.
comicgos over 15 years ago
Does that make him a “Skeeter Beater”?
kimberphi over 15 years ago
nah, it looks like a John Deere… it’ll be OK.
pibfan868 over 15 years ago
if he just turns it off in time, he’ll be fine!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
ah yes, this is what happens when faded blue meets bright yellow
rainman5353 over 15 years ago
cleokaya, watch “The Whole Nine Yards”.
Brake WIRE!?