The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 06, 2009
December 05, 2009
December 07, 2009
Transcript:
Eno: I'm ready to go to the hardware store. Have you figured out how much it will cost to decorate our house for Christmas? Fang: I think so. It'll cost two hundred and ten dollars for lights, extension cords, gutter clips and an extension ladder. Twenty-three bucks for a staple gun and staples, for when you can't figure out how to clip the lights to the gutters. Four hundred and sixty bills for a new patio set for when you fall off the roof and land on it. Two thousand dollars to pay for the ambulance and set your broken leg. Blowing off Christmas decorating to watch the Grinch for the umpteenth time... Eno: Priceless!
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Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
How many times has he watched “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
I thought about buying a Christmas candle at the dollar store but couldn’t justify the expense.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Does eggnog and rum count as Christmas decorations??
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
ho HO HO! the thing about xmas decorations…. what goes up , must come down , eventually. some of my neighbors think that would be the first non-frigid day of the new year
davesmithsit almost 15 years ago
Yes eggnog,rum,bluvine wine,yeager and dont forget all the christmass brews are great decorations.
CatComixzStudios almost 15 years ago
They could have solved most of those things with duct tape.
comicgos almost 15 years ago
I’m THERE dude!
mbr almost 15 years ago
I thought the house was still decorated from last year.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
nighthawks, my neighbors wait for the first frigid day in Hades!
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
Good puppy.