If you don’t want to “swear”, you have the option of “affirming;” no deities invoked, and you’re under the same legal obligation to be truthful. Of course, placing one’s hand on a Bible and invoking God means one is physically incapable of lying, right?
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Surely Eno doesn’t mean that!
Don’t call Eno Shirley!
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
I’m sure there’s a lot of other less goodly names he’s been called.
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I hope these two don’t clash noses, someone will have to call 911.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Everytime I’m in court I pray for God’s help.”Help me God and I promise I’ll never steal all the money from the colection plate again.”
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Shirly he wouldn’t make that mistake, Eno.
Thomas R. Williams almost 14 years ago
Next: Eno panders to the jury as he eats, shoots and leaves.
Bargrove almost 14 years ago
It’s the comma in the balloon that makes Eno right.
Bargrove almost 14 years ago
It’s okay, Lewreader. The money is for the heathen. heh heh
Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago
As a non-believer in religion swearing would to god would mean nothing. I thought the Catholic Church was against swearing?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I swear to tell the truth under perjury law. God has no need to get involved.
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
Is there in Truth No Beauty?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
If you don’t want to “swear”, you have the option of “affirming;” no deities invoked, and you’re under the same legal obligation to be truthful. Of course, placing one’s hand on a Bible and invoking God means one is physically incapable of lying, right?
captainedd almost 14 years ago
The first lie is stating that one is incapable of lying…