The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 09, 2011
Transcript:
TV: Where's Mary, Clarence?! Now George, I can't show you what became of Mary. It's too horrible! Please, Clarence! Brace yourself, George. Mary is a... Librarian. No! Fang: That's no so bad. Eno: Yeah, I was thinking maybe she married old man potter or something.
comicgos almost 13 years ago
OMG! NOT THAT! Oh, the humanity!
Futabakun Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Yeah, in “The Music Man,” Marian the Librarian was portrayed as some sort of social pariah. I guess nerd-prejudice was older than we thought.
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
What are the Networks down to now? Three or foursoaps?
FatTonyBalducci almost 13 years ago
If she had married Old Man Potter she wouldn’t have a schmuck for a husband
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She could have joined the convent.
Spyderred almost 13 years ago
Marion the Librarian was thought to have used her sexual powers to influence Potter’s decision to put her in charge of the library, which was why she was shunned.
bergamot almost 13 years ago
Am I the only person in existence who hates “It’s a Wonderful Life” ?