The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 25, 2012

  1. Comic face
    comicgos  over 12 years ago

    I sure wish there was a “no knock law” like there is a “no call law”!

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    Agent54  over 12 years ago

    I disagree a “obscene suggestion” can still be an opinion. You just have to put “I think” in the front and "have a nice ******** day " at the end.

     •  Reply
  3. Dscf2358 icon ii
    revisages  over 12 years ago

    it’s my objective to be subjective with you.if you object, i’ll subject you to itso, the subject is — you’re nothing but my object

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    Proginoskes  over 12 years ago

    PO-TAY-TO, PO-TAH-TO

     •  Reply
  5. Hobo
    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Always answer the door while repeatedly running a sharpening stone the length of the blade of a large butcher knife.

     •  Reply
  6. Image
    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    I wonder if the pollster will heed the obscene suggestion?

     •  Reply
  7. Thepenguin6
    Quackup  over 12 years ago

    Maybe Eno told him where to put his clipboard?

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    jockmama13  over 12 years ago

    I’ve always preferred a little hole in the door through which I can mace unwanted “visitors.”

    Or Andy Capp’s famous line: “See that Welcome mat? It’s a lie!”

     •  Reply
  9. Popeyesforearm image
    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    I wanna know who installed the A/C unit next to the front door?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From The Duplex