Lady: Hey, bub! My eyes are up here!! Eno: Yeah. I don't think we're going to be seeing eye-to-eye.
Why would I look at your eyes?
mad only, when only nerds stare at um, but smile, when Mr. Money Pants looks.
Nabuquduriuzhur, you said it perfectly!
You better be looking at her fists otherwise you won’t know what hit you.
How can he see anything with that huge honker?
If we can’t do eye for eye, how about tit for tat.
It’s time for the sincere geek stare
Victoria’s Secret ’ Push em up ’.
“Up where? All I see is hair.”
So that’s why shorter guys liked me!
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Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Why would I look at your eyes?
comicgos about 10 years ago
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
mad only, when only nerds stare at um, but smile, when Mr. Money Pants looks.
smitty72 about 10 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur, you said it perfectly!
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
You better be looking at her fists otherwise you won’t know what hit you.
e.groves about 10 years ago
How can he see anything with that huge honker?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
If we can’t do eye for eye, how about tit for tat.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
It’s time for the sincere geek stare
jtviper7 about 10 years ago
Victoria’s Secret ’ Push em up ’.
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
“Up where? All I see is hair.”
DebUSNRet about 10 years ago
So that’s why shorter guys liked me!