Must be breathing unless I fart. Then she should be good at holding her breath.
He should settle for “must be inflated”.
Like living, breathing women would date him.
I guess the inflatable type is out if she has to be breathing!!!
I only insist that they have a pulse but will settle for had a pulse until recently.
My laugh out loud moment for the day. Thank you! :D
A woman that fits the description in panel 1 wouldn’t even look at him twice.
Even Eno draws the line at necrophilia.
Grammarly screwup.. must be into teasing and breeding.
That doesn’t sound desperate at all.
Does inflating and deflating his “special” doll count?
Let’s just say “Must have an affinity for beer” and go from there.
An old friend used to say “2 ***s and a heartbeat”
He’s raising the bar if they have to be breathing.
Fang….spell check!
Breathing’s good; usually implied, but still good nonetheless…..
Total loser seeks beautiful, intelligent, well adjusted woman.Good luck with that!
Eno has really lowered his standards.
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sirbadger about 3 years ago
Must be breathing unless I fart. Then she should be good at holding her breath.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
He should settle for “must be inflated”.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
Like living, breathing women would date him.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
I guess the inflatable type is out if she has to be breathing!!!
theincrediblebulk about 3 years ago
I only insist that they have a pulse but will settle for had a pulse until recently.
diannell about 3 years ago
My laugh out loud moment for the day. Thank you! :D
awcoffman about 3 years ago
A woman that fits the description in panel 1 wouldn’t even look at him twice.
prrdh about 3 years ago
Even Eno draws the line at necrophilia.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Grammarly screwup.. must be into teasing and breeding.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
That doesn’t sound desperate at all.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Does inflating and deflating his “special” doll count?
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Let’s just say “Must have an affinity for beer” and go from there.
Leojim about 3 years ago
An old friend used to say “2 ***s and a heartbeat”
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
He’s raising the bar if they have to be breathing.
daleandkristen about 3 years ago
Fang….spell check!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Breathing’s good; usually implied, but still good nonetheless…..
Baucuva about 3 years ago
Total loser seeks beautiful, intelligent, well adjusted woman.Good luck with that!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
Eno has really lowered his standards.