Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 23, 2010

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    zero  almost 15 years ago

    Not if you had your eyes cloned.

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    A question for the modern age….

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    We know so little of this particular clonage: does he share thoughts and feelings with him(self)? This is a deep philosophical issue.

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    ejcapulet  almost 15 years ago

    Hokay, moving on…

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    eardroppings  almost 15 years ago

    double the trouble

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    Ashrey  almost 15 years ago

    Hugh, yes, yes it is.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    I think the one on the left is about to make an obscene clone fall…

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    no!—— they would have the same DNA

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Ummm………….. did what with his clone??? (Gosh! Some people would just jump to conclusions ( : )

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    It’s stupid to clone something that there are plenty of, like dogs, sheep or people. Just use it for endangered or extinct species.

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    Bargrove  almost 15 years ago

    Will both me and my clone get senior discounts

    hmmmmm Me and My Clone… could be a song.

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    Not if its my taxes that you did with him.

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    @Bargrove - How about “Send in the Clones” - eh, don’t bother, they’re here…

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    @Bargrove - It’s been done. http://www.commonplacebook.com/jokes/cloneof_myown.shtm Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With its Y-chromosome changed to X And when it is grown Then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex.

    (Chorus) Clone, clone of my own, With your Y-Chromosome changed to X And when I’m alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. – Attributed to both Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov

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    ejcapulet  almost 15 years ago

    Bargrove there is something close! It’s a Weird Al song: “I Think I’m a Clone Now”.

    Here’s the lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/ithinkimaclonenow.html

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    bobpeters61  almost 15 years ago

    How, about Alice Cooper?

    “I’m all alone. So are we all. We are all clones.”

    http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alice-cooper-lyrics/clones-lyrics.html

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    Nellie McKay’s take on cloning.

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    primadolce  almost 15 years ago

    I want an ice cream clone!

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