Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 12, 2010

Eek! Help! –Somebody call me when Movember is over!

Huh??

Movember is when people (usually men) grow a Mo-stache to raise money for prostate cancer research.

to really help raise money I’m growing a mustache on my prostate

If you really, really wanna raise money, nighthawks, sell tickets to the shaving of that mustache.

Shouldn’t it be “Muvember”?

bids on cutting my ponytail, make check out to prostate cancer

I knew a girl in college who had chest hair between her breasts. It was oddly sexy.

Thank you, cdward

I met a “girl” in the military who had hair between her breast, When she took me home, she also had—–. I quit drinking 3.2% that night.