Interview with a pirate:Reporter: Tell me, how did you loose your hand?Pirate: I was in a fierce battle and mi hand was cut clean off.Reporter: And how about your eye? How did you loose it? In the same battle?Pirate: No. A seagull pooped in mi eye.Reporter: So you’re telling me you lost your eye to seagull poop?Pirate: Well, to tell the truth, it was the first day I had the hook.
Interview with a pirate:Reporter: Tell me, how did you loose your hand?Pirate: I was in a fierce battle and mi hand was cut clean off.Reporter: And how about your eye? How did you loose it? In the same battle?Pirate: No. A seagull pooped in mi eye.Reporter: So you’re telling me you lost your eye to seagull poop?Pirate: Well, to tell the truth, it was the first day I had the hook.