I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
“Oh, right. I almost forgot.”