I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
I AM a cat.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
What EVER do you MEAN?
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
5 minutes ago there was a phone, cup of pencils, a photo, and a mug of coffee on his desktop.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I actually had to put on a coat and tie yesterday because the judge insisted we conduct the hearing via Zoom. The only redeeming part was listening in on the court clerk and court reporter before the hearing started:
“The bailiffs’ party is Thursday night and I’m going to get so wasted.”
“Don’t you work on Friday?”
“Yeah, but I really need to get plastered and go down on somebody. You?”
“Probably, but I can’t drink as much as you do. Remember last time when I left with those two new guys? My husband was so pissed.”
“Oh, right. I almost forgot.”
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Can’t this poor Tom get a full head transplant? Medical science is about there in terms of its capability….
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Quick – give him the litmus test: shine a laser pointer into the screen!