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You know, when you think about all the major crime that continues happening in Gotham. All the big gangs and psychotic villians that still operate there, you have got to think that Batman really sucks at being a crime fighter.
pcolli over 3 years ago
“And doing the batusi.”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
… endangering a bat habitat, stalking Catwoman, …
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
But but, it’s what I DO, your honor….Batcrap, he’s not even listening…
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
They caught him in a speed BatTrap!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Holy complications.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No ’Joker’ing, either. The Judge is your new arch-nemesis.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Watch out Batman the Nanny State’s coming for you.
mokspr Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know, when you think about all the major crime that continues happening in Gotham. All the big gangs and psychotic villians that still operate there, you have got to think that Batman really sucks at being a crime fighter.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Wearing Spandex without a license, cruelty to a minor, making terrible puns …
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I told him to get fake ID for Robin, but noooooooooooooo. :)
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
and I understand that you saved Gotham City, but the Law is the Law. You more than anyone else should know that….
Jml58 over 3 years ago
At least Bruce Wayne can post bail for him.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Plead temporary battiness.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Always knew that Batmobiling would get Master Bruce into trouble some day. Good thing I was on the spot to bail him out!
-from the Memoires of Alfred the Butler (published posthumously)-