Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 03, 2023

Did he get the credits on his light bill??!!

Should have brought a battery pack as backup.

Look! It’s not moving. It’s a-lying! It’s a-lying!… It’s a-lying!, it’s not moving, It’s a-lying!, it’s a-lying!, it’s a-lying!, it’s a-lying!, IT’S A-LYING! Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be an idiot!

I suppose next he will try using recycled batteries.

Maybe he should of used Luna Power???

Give ole Frankie a jolt and we’ll head back to the lab…

Master, I left the jumper pack back at the lab. Do you have your AAA card so we can call for a jump?

Up next! Sun of Frankenstein!

(≖_ʖ ≖)

How about some lightning rods?

Gotta have the sun doc…

If Frank isn’t catching rays, he’ll need to be raised.

Don’t you ever change that gown? :)

If they don’t get this resolved we’ll never get “Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man”

Feed him beans and use wind power

My mobile home park’s new owners replaced our electric yard lights with solar lights recently. They hardly put any light off at night and if we don’t have any sunlight during the day for a couple of days they don’t work at all. What a waste of money they spent on the things.

Solar panels are great, if there is sunshine. Ain’t no sunshine when it’s dark, ain’t no sunshine when it’s dreary (why we’ve got SAD)….

Send this to all the rabid, blinkered solar/renewable pushers who think we don’t need reliable baseload power sources