Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 25, 2023

The Pumpkin Spice will be the most popular one.

That stuff only works until your nose falls off!

does it come in Poopuree??

i love reading zombie stench humor.

Frankincense or myrrh? Now with natron.

What???? No Cinnamon N Spice?

I would suggest Bacon-Scented, might bring in more victims… ㋛

Ah, I see a potential customer. :)

Deadodorant.

Luuuuuume?

You don’t want the dreaded SEW – Stench Early Warning…

Yeah, you stink. But that’s the least of your problems, buddy.

Now I need to get me a shotgun to blow your head off!

Don’t fall for it, zombie guys! Zombie girls love the stench of decomposing flesh!

I’d rather smell like, or smell, a zombie than smell like, or smell, pumpkin spice