Now he’ll have to gum his victims to death!!!
Here, you can use my straw.
You can always get implants!!!
Floss? What’s this floss you speak of?
Dental implants are all the rage now…
he’ll be using a vampire straw.
He’ll starve!!!!!!!!!! The rats are waiting . . . :)
He must have had a terrible case of gingi-bite-is.
Why’s he need to floss, he’s on a liquid diet! He should be able to just rinse after.
He’s obviously been scammed — kind of like the elaborate con games the team on Mission: Impossible used to run on the bad guys. That was no dentist, it was Van Helsing in disguise!
A vampire without his canines?! This is not just undignified, it’s UnLife-threatening!
October 30, 2015
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Now he’ll have to gum his victims to death!!!
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Here, you can use my straw.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
You can always get implants!!!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Floss? What’s this floss you speak of?
T... over 1 year ago
Dental implants are all the rage now…
manowarrior over 1 year ago
he’ll be using a vampire straw.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’ll starve!!!!!!!!!! The rats are waiting . . . :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He must have had a terrible case of gingi-bite-is.
LrdSlvrhnd over 1 year ago
Why’s he need to floss, he’s on a liquid diet! He should be able to just rinse after.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s obviously been scammed — kind of like the elaborate con games the team on Mission: Impossible used to run on the bad guys. That was no dentist, it was Van Helsing in disguise!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
A vampire without his canines?! This is not just undignified, it’s UnLife-threatening!