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āCrazy āBout An Automobile (Every Woman I Know)ā(William R. Emerson)
-Man, Iām gonna tell you my story-Go on and tell about it, go on and tell about it more-Just what Iāve been doing-What youāve been doing, Ry?-Well, you know I used to be particular about the womens that I picked-Aha!-Yeah! They used to be tender, lean and tall, thatās all-But the way things has been going, Iāll take āem knock-kneed and bow-legged-What?-Iāll even take āem bald! Man. Iāll tell you why-Please, tell me why!
Every woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileEvery woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
He-hey, every woman I know, crazy ābout an automobileOh, every woman I know, crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
Now lookāit here!They say, walking women home is a thing of the pastWomen want to ride and ride around in classSome like Cadillacs, boys, some like FordsSome like anything as long as it rolls.
Crazy ābout an automobile [Thatās right]And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Well, every woman I know sheās crazy ābout an automobileEvery woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
One more thing I wanna tell you
Said, riding and loving just canāt be beat,You and your woman in your own front seat.Now, she can play with your keys, shift the gears,Turn on your radio just loud enough to hear.Now, she can turn up the heat and flip on your fan,And then you start rolling just as fast as you can.
Crazy ābout an automobileAnd just here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Man, when I get some money I just got to get me some kind of automobileYou donāt seem like the women in this town just donāt pay no attention to ya āless youāre drivingLook at that big, fine Buick over thereOh, I like that oneYeah, now, looks like somebody left the keys in itOh, letās take a ride
Retired Dude almost 10 years ago
He probably drove by just so she WOULD notice it.
katina.cooper almost 10 years ago
Well, while youāre in his new sports car, other boys will notice you.
Thomas R. Williams almost 10 years ago
āCrazy āBout An Automobile (Every Woman I Know)ā(William R. Emerson)
-Man, Iām gonna tell you my story-Go on and tell about it, go on and tell about it more-Just what Iāve been doing-What youāve been doing, Ry?-Well, you know I used to be particular about the womens that I picked-Aha!-Yeah! They used to be tender, lean and tall, thatās all-But the way things has been going, Iāll take āem knock-kneed and bow-legged-What?-Iāll even take āem bald! Man. Iāll tell you why-Please, tell me why!
Every woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileEvery woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
He-hey, every woman I know, crazy ābout an automobileOh, every woman I know, crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
Now lookāit here!They say, walking women home is a thing of the pastWomen want to ride and ride around in classSome like Cadillacs, boys, some like FordsSome like anything as long as it rolls.
Crazy ābout an automobile [Thatās right]And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Well, every woman I know sheās crazy ābout an automobileEvery woman I know is crazy ābout an automobileAnd here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
One more thing I wanna tell you
Said, riding and loving just canāt be beat,You and your woman in your own front seat.Now, she can play with your keys, shift the gears,Turn on your radio just loud enough to hear.Now, she can turn up the heat and flip on your fan,And then you start rolling just as fast as you can.
Crazy ābout an automobileAnd just here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Man, when I get some money I just got to get me some kind of automobileYou donāt seem like the women in this town just donāt pay no attention to ya āless youāre drivingLook at that big, fine Buick over thereOh, I like that oneYeah, now, looks like somebody left the keys in itOh, letās take a ride
brklnbern almost 10 years ago
Emmy is a very forgiving girl under the right circumstances. But how come sheās willing to write a personal letter in front of pop?
Anyway just glad to have her back. Hope she stays this time.