Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 27, 2014

Endtown of the Stick: Making Bad

Jacob’s Meg’lomania, by Jenner (Reprinted).Based on Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, by the Beatles (Lennon & Mc Cartney)From June 27, 2013Maude was bountiful. Spread around her plentifulProduce in the homeLate nights drinking milk with a guest newb, oh oh-oh-ohHolly Hollister and the new koala starWait in the cafeCake is on today, Mister Hopper, oh oh-oh-ohBut as the girls are closing the dayA knock comes at the door…Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania came down upon their head!Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania condemned as good as dead!Back in town again, talk is all around againSpikey gets annoyedWishing to avoid the unpleasant screen, oh-oh-ohWireless set to go. Listen to the radioSo he takes the gearStops in for a beer on the long way home, oh-oh-ohBut when a brawl explodes in the bar,The rats come to the door…Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania came down upon their head!Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania made sure that they were dead!Panda ‘Tavius said they should behave for usCross-examines MaudeLegal points are scored in the courtroom, oh oh-oh-ohKo’ and Hollister calling him a molesterSay she must go freeThe judge does not agree, and he tells them so, oh-oh-ohBut as the panda pleads an appealA voice comes from the blind…Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania came down upon his head!Bang bang, Jacob’s meg’lomania made sure that truth was dead!Meg’lomaniac Jack

Raised pinkie and upturn’d nose..

Ben Dazed and Confused?

Vote ENDTOWN

Vote Doc Rat

Vote Hubris

Vote Kevin and Kell

Sincerely,

JusSayin

…just don’t spill any.

Just point out to them they’re drinking it out of a box.

Waiter: “Would messieurs like to sniff the pull-tab first?”

THANK YOU TSOJ !!!! That is going to be my favorite new song parody for a LONG time to come. EXCELLENT :D

Hey guys, remember, these are Jenner’s songs.Tell him that he’s great.

Yes hurray for Jenner! He does way clever lyrics!

Oh, shucks.

That is adorable.