Endtown by Aaron Neathery for May 04, 2015

Phil: “There can be only one (species).”

Broken bottle! Duck!

And Wally rolls out and “Cutter” Belicek misses with the bottle. TopWebComics voting links are in my profile. It is a new month, and today is the Fourth, and Endtown has a good start, but we all could be doing better. Thanks, JusSayin

Wasn’t Phil wearing boxing gloves when last we saw him? He’d’a had to take them off to grab the broken bottle, though…

Backstabbing coward.

Keep in mind that the dittos are probably still around and may have an opinion about backstabbing like that.

“And now for bad Haiku Theatre:”Broken bottle street fighter,Wally in shockCat like reflexes, dodge now!

Now we know who backstabbed the rabbit in the statue.

I think using a broken bottle to kill your opponent is a DQ. Or at least it’ll deduct some points from your score that round.

WATCH OUT! HE’S PULLED A FOREIGN OBJECT OUT OF HIS TRUNKS!

If Wally can duck, then get his gloves off, Phil won’t stand a chance. And if Holly Golly Molly jumps into the fray, Phil will be torn to pieces.

Careful there, Phil. If you cut Wally here, Holly’s gonna make you wish you were dead…

Now someone runs in yelling….“THE BABIES ARE ALL DEAD!!!”Someone else runs in yelling……..“THE LAUNDRY ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!”Johnny runs in yelling……….“THERE’S A SALE AT PENNEY’S!!!!”

It may also be time for Piotr, Sarah or Helena to step in. I’d say the ref, but he’s already chickened out.

EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!!EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!! EEK!!!EEK!!! EEK!!!

Aaron, don’t scare me like that!I’ve got a bad ticker.KUTGW,Noreen

I miss Dirtyoldlady suddenly. I wonder what she would have said to this current story arc.

If he pulled that from his trunks I hope for his sake he’s got reptilian-style plumbing down there as well because otherwise OUCH.

CH, CH, CH, CH…………AH, AH, AH, AH!!!!

@JusSayin

Haha. That she would have.