Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for November 28, 2012
Transcript:
Maggie says, "you missed the bus. So you walk to school." Twig says, "But if I miss my first period test, I'll flunk!" Ames says, "You should have thought about that an hour ago." Twig says, "But I won't get into college! Then I'll have to live with you for the rest of my life!" Maggie says, "Homeland security can prosecute you for making terroristic threats." Twig says, "So will you drive me?" Ames says, "I give up the terrorist has won."
No, but if you play your cards right bad boyfriends will prevent bad husbands.