Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for August 31, 2013
Transcript:
Twig says, "What's the matter, Emily?" Emily says, "Jeremy the Jerk dumped me." Emily says, "I can't take it. My whole insides hurt." Twig says, "You'll be better off without him." Emily says, "Thanks, Twig. You're lucky you didn't fall in love." Twig thinks, "Sigh." Twig says, "I wish I had a broken heart!"
I used to have a neighbor who spent a lot of time outside in her free time. She was sixty three and looked thirty because she always wore a big hat and sunscreen.