Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for September 26, 2021
Transcript:
Twig says, "So then we wen" Emily says ,"Just a sec. It's Jeremy!" Emily says, "We're back together!" Tap tap tap Twig says ,"Anyhow." Emily says, "Blerg!" Emily says, "We're through." Twig says, "As I was saying" Emily says, "Wait!" Emily says, "We're a couple again!" Emily says, "Hold it. Splitsville." Twig says, "Are you finished?" Emily says, "Of course we're finished." Emily says, "Haven't you been listening?"
so sad that she cant put her phone away long enough to have an uninterrupted conversation. also, if her boyfriend is breaking up with her through texts she is better off without him. now put your phone on mute and enjoy your time gossiping with Twig.