Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for January 10, 2025

POPPED UPPER BODY UNITS?

Pant, pant……..

Well, now maybe Ryan Beardsley will notice Twig. Probably for two wrong reasons.

This comic needs support.

This is the Chorus Line story line for Family Tree.

But after a while I caught on

I mean, I saw what they were hiring

I also swiped my dance card once

After an audition

And on a scale of one to ten

They gave me

For dance, ten, for looks, three

Why?

Dance, ten, looks, three

And I’m still on unemployment

Dancing for my own enjoyment

That ain’t it, kid, That ain’t it, kid

Dance, ten, looks, three

Is like to die

Left the theater

And called the doctor

For my appointment to buy

T!ts and @ss

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the derriere

Did the nose with it

All that goes with it

T!ts and @ss

Had the bingo-bongos done

Suddenly I’m getting national tours

T!ts and @ss won’t get you jobs

Unless they’re yours

Didn’t cost a fortune neither

Didn’t hurt my $ex life either

Flat and s@ssy

I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can’t be choosers

That ain’t it, kid, that ain’t it, kid

Fix the chassis,“How do you do”

Life turned into an endless medley

Of, “Gee, it had to be you”

Why?

T!ts and @ss

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone’s there

You have got ’em, hey, top to bottom, hey

It’s a gas

Just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and your fine

T!ts and @ss can change your life

They sure changed mine

You’re all looking at my T!ts now, aren’t you?

They aren’t that big

I heard that, you b!tch, I didn’t want ’em like yours

I wanted them in proportion

Well, you got what you paid for

I wouldn’t mind having just one of yours

Well go out and buy ’em

Have it all done

Honey, take my word

Grab a cab, c’mon

See the wizard on

Park and 73 for

T!ts and @ss

Orchestra and balcony

What they want is what cha see

Keep the best o