Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 04, 2018

So the Egyptian plover is now on the endangered species list?

This time it’s going to cost an arm and a leg.

Normally, be wouldn’t need the dentist. But you know those little birds they show on National Geographic that clean the croc’s teeth for them? Well, he’s been eating those little guys like popcorn.

Uh, what kind of dentist sticks his FOOT in your mouth?