Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for July 27, 2021

Say what!!!!

It is tempting once in awhile.

I didn’t realize that was a real job. Where do I apply?

Hit woman

Talk about job satisfaction! Though the family might object to me bringing work home….

You will be interviewing against Al “Scarface” Capone. Albert “Tick-Tock” Tannenbaum. Israel “Ice Pick Willie” Alderman. Anthony “Big Tuna/Joe Batters” Accardo.Donald “The Wizard of Odds” Angelini. Joseph “Joe Bananas” Bonanno.Joseph “Joey Brains” Ambrosino. John “Jackie Nose” D’Amico.Francis “Cadillac Frank” Salemme

…and your name is?

…and I have a couple of suggestions…

And there are people like that!

“What experience do you have? Do you have a resume?”

“Everything from here on will be recorded. Anything you say or do may be used against you …”

I can’t stop giggling at this.

You have a choice of a skills exam or a two-month internship.

Sorry, two guys named Travolta and Jackson already took the assignment.

it’s a killer job assignment…

I remember, as a kid…looking at those posters in the post office and scaring myself silly…because I had to walk home. I was sure that every stranger matched the description of those people in the pictures…