Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 21, 2024

A complimentary trip to jail

Yes, no problem. The customer is always right.

well, now you need tip add a tip for your dinner buddy

Yes! The 5 finger discount.

But you charged me full price.

This would be funny, if there weren’t @$$holes in this world that actually act this way.

BOGO…Bite One, Gulp One.

I remember when people would deliberate dent cans to get that discount.

Considering you did the damage, no.

funny… she looks more like an ol’ timey stewardess!