Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for August 15, 2022

DON"T COUGH!

Don’t inhale too deeply!

oh let’s see … i did that with my phone, keys, glasses, clothes, my life, my car, …. sheesh i need to write a book about it hmmm

Look before you sit, and don’t go barefoot indoors. Better yet, wear work boots with a steel shank reinforced sole.

Just use that toothpick in you mouth

I soo know THAT feeling!

I used to sew a lot, and I would hold many pins, sometimes needles, in my mouth, just like that. Never had a problem. I started sewing very young. I asked my mom once how early I started, and she said “when you asked for a needle.” I asked when that was, and she said, “3.” Who gives a 3-year-old needles, pins, and scissors?

Chew on that for a while.

The third time today I missed a tiny detail in a comic, until started reading the comments…and I even cleaned my glasses before this one.

Never mind the nail, where did you put the hammer.