Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for April 28, 2023

Diapers vs Depends (?) Request granted

I would like to be my 15 yr old self.

without teen angst, right?

You want to go back to being an infant?

I wouldn’t mind going back to my senior year of high school, we had a blast in the student lounge, aka, Jolly Hall.

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I would like to reset my body, too!

I would like my 25 yo body back but want to keep all the logged experiences and memouries the current brain holds.

We do eventually. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust…

I don’t know that I need a reset as much as a defrag. I think that would be helpful.

We do have a default setting, when we get really old we reset back to diapers and pablum, inability to walk, talk, or think, and spend our days in bed trying to turn over.

I don’t want to be 20 again, it was a rough couple of years in the Disneyland of southeast Asia, but I would kill to have those knees back!

Well we did, a long time ago but then those sabre tooth lions up and went extinct. But back in the day those lions were resetting anyone who could no longer run.

I’m discovering that infants and old folks have more in common than you’d think. The only difference is that the infants will eventually gain all the things I’m slowly losing.

From which decade? I would say when I was in my 30s because that’s when I met my late husband!