A man finds a lamp and a genie comes out and says you get 3 wishes but everything you wish for your ex-wife gets double so he wishes for 10 million dollars and the genie ok and your ex gets 20 million then he wishes for 10 sports cars and the genie says ok and your ex gets 20 the genie says ok last wish what would you like man thinks and says i wish you would beat me half to death
Even though it’s been explained, I still don’t get it. Seems awfully far to go for a punch line, like when I have to explain a political joke to my husband. Not worth it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Do I or don’t I want to know the punchline?
i_am_the_jam almost 10 years ago
I don’t get it at all.
Devils Knight almost 10 years ago
A man finds a lamp and a genie comes out and says you get 3 wishes but everything you wish for your ex-wife gets double so he wishes for 10 million dollars and the genie ok and your ex gets 20 million then he wishes for 10 sports cars and the genie says ok and your ex gets 20 the genie says ok last wish what would you like man thinks and says i wish you would beat me half to death
Rasslebear almost 10 years ago
…so the man says, “The genie thought i said i wanted a 12” PIANIST!"
pearlsarefuzzy almost 10 years ago
Even though it’s been explained, I still don’t get it. Seems awfully far to go for a punch line, like when I have to explain a political joke to my husband. Not worth it.
Tom Hurly Premium Member almost 10 years ago
She took the three wishes and left him the lamp.
chromosome Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The trick is to wish for more wishes…
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
chromosome: Prohibited in the rules. (not even in the fine print)
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Did he wish for a horse, the largest bday cake in the world, and a cross dressing princess?
CalvinandHobbes'Potatoes almost 10 years ago
I’m with Pacopuddy, three great wishes. Except the princess and the horse might get fat from pigging out on birthday cake.
_buddy 11 months ago
ha