F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Woman with baby: Whenever I take him out in public, I try to remember to set him on vibrate.
God what I wouldn’t give to have that functionality built in. The only explanation of why people have kids I can think of is sheer boredom. “Hey what a terrible world we live in full of greedy, dishonest, heartless people. Let’s bring another living soul into it involuntarily to share in our misery and compete for the right to exist.”