Doctor: Amazing. A few inches to the left or right and the bullet still would have just hit flab.
My life in a nutshell.
I’m invincible except the heart attack thing.
A few MORE inches to the left and it might have hit ‘doctor’…
Not long ago my doctor congratulated on no longer being obese. Now I’m just overweight.
But I’m still losing.
What they don’t tell you about losing weight is that while you may lose fat you still have the same amount of skin.
Doesn’t matter if it didn’t hit anything vital; law still says the doc has to report any gunshot wounds to the police. So just why were they shooting at you, hmmm?
November 07, 2013
1soni Premium Member over 8 years ago
My life in a nutshell.
mikeyman over 8 years ago
I’m invincible except the heart attack thing.
comixbomix over 8 years ago
A few MORE inches to the left and it might have hit ‘doctor’…
Retired Dude over 8 years ago
Not long ago my doctor congratulated on no longer being obese. Now I’m just overweight.
But I’m still losing.
What they don’t tell you about losing weight is that while you may lose fat you still have the same amount of skin.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
Doesn’t matter if it didn’t hit anything vital; law still says the doc has to report any gunshot wounds to the police. So just why were they shooting at you, hmmm?