F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 19, 2017

yeah, he;s thinking cast them away

now she needs a shredded crop top to match

Uh, Jim, look again.. both are female

Nice shade of blue but shouldn’t they have been marooned?

And at the low low price of $899.99

But to find just the kind you want requires a three hour tour.

She doesn’t understand that castaway clothes are just discarded/donated ones. Still, this could wind up being the next big trend

More like cast-offs.

I got them online at www.andtherest.com

You can shop the Ginger or Mary Ann fashion selections.

Fashioned by cats.

I have an old pair of cutoffs like that; I wear them for mowing the lawn. Who knew I was trending a fashion?

I saw pair of cut-offs today…. more buttocks outside than in. Add to that the man bun and the Asian features and I guessed he was straight off the plane from Bangkok.

As in, cast away your life savings to buy a pair?

Haha, you laugh, but sadly that’s how fashion actually is… I keep looking at stuff that’s trendy now and wondering “You really gave away money in order to wear that?!” Orange parachute pants with a leopard print?? (Not even exaggerating… I actually see people wearing this now and then). I would have thought it went without saying why that’s atrocious. Or the jeans that reach all the way up to your ribcage?!