F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 13, 2018

then that will give you nothing with your chips nor your vinagared rice wrapped in nori

Could give new meaning to the phrase ‘sockeye salmon’.

Well he’s certainly using a different type of tackle.

Well he’s certainly using a different type of tackle.

Now, that’s a sport I would watch on TV. Might I also suggest arming other woodland creatures. I’m sure the NRA would support it.

Sounds reasonable.

We actually have this in Oklahoma. It is called “noodling” where guys wade out there and catch catfish with their bare hands. I believe it is shown on TV too. Weiiiiird sport.

To be really fair, jump in naked.

just noodling is all

A fish out of water no problem, but a big fish in the water, you sir are at the disadvantage. I will bet on the fish. a Pyranha, Northern, or maybe a Grouper